Microcosmic Stupors

“Charlie Sheen files lawsuit”

Who gives a rat’s?!

“I’m desperate to get on the field”, says Benjii Marshall.

Oh, who cares?

“Hawkins hot engagement…”

Blah, blah fishpaste

“Triple M woos Matthew Johns”

Ho hum

“Brendan Fevola…..”

Yaaaawn

“O’Farrell promises to dump home buyer’s tax”

Zzzzzzzz

“The main island of Japan moved 2.4 meters in yesterday’s quake”

?? !

“Quake shifted earth on its axis by 10cm”

WHAT?!